Types of Marketing

I found this joke while reading some feeds:

 

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

Source: ComedyCentral

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13 Responses to this post.

  1. Customer reaction for these markteing techniques would be interesting to see, especially direct marketing.

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  2. lol oh this is great. That’s really funny? Where abouts did you find that? Awesome!

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  3. Tismar,

    If the person in question is a girl (esp. Indian), the guy will most likely get a slap (the softest reaction). If the person in question is a guy (esp. Indian), he wont be able to believe his luck…lol :P :P

    Justin,

    I got it from comedy central :) Have a look at their website..they have awesome jokes :)

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  4. ruhi,

    You’re a she? I don’t think I ever called you a “he” did I? If I did, I apoligize…I’m sure I knew you were a she all along hehe :)

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  5. Justin,

    I thought you referred to me by a “he” in your blog :) Anyway, no problem! You have some awesome stuff in your blog. Thanks for the Simpsons link !! :) Where did you find that from?

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  6. Ruhi,
    first time here..nice blog..
    and you can see my version of this marketing,long time back at http://ganga.wordpress.com/2005/07/15/marketing-concepts/
    there you can find some intersting comments too..

    take care
    Gangadhar

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  7. Lol that’s nice.

    And after hearing you say you’re good in bed,the hot,guy/gal slaps you on the face…

    That’s Customer Feedback :D

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  8. :D I wish they used such practical examples in our Marketing class..we would have understood much more ;)

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  11. Posted by Pawan chundi on July 17, 2008 at 5:47 am

    hi ruhi,
    Most girls like to listen this type of wording.

    if u don’t u r not a girl by any means.

    I m pawan
    interested…

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  12. Interesting article, i will come back to your blog soon, best regards

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  13. Your blog is very interresting for me, i will come back here..

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