I found this joke while reading some feeds:
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition.
Source: ComedyCentral
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Posted by tismarkhan on September 24, 2006 at 10:03 pm
Customer reaction for these markteing techniques would be interesting to see, especially direct marketing.
Posted by Justin on September 24, 2006 at 10:58 pm
lol oh this is great. That’s really funny? Where abouts did you find that? Awesome!
Posted by ruhi on September 24, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Tismar,
If the person in question is a girl (esp. Indian), the guy will most likely get a slap (the softest reaction). If the person in question is a guy (esp. Indian), he wont be able to believe his luck…lol
Justin,
I got it from comedy central
Have a look at their website..they have awesome jokes
Posted by Justin on September 24, 2006 at 11:48 pm
ruhi,
You’re a she? I don’t think I ever called you a “he” did I? If I did, I apoligize…I’m sure I knew you were a she all along hehe
Posted by ruhi on September 24, 2006 at 11:55 pm
Justin,
I thought you referred to me by a “he” in your blog
Anyway, no problem! You have some awesome stuff in your blog. Thanks for the Simpsons link !!
Where did you find that from?
Posted by Gangadhar on September 28, 2006 at 9:53 am
Ruhi,
first time here..nice blog..
and you can see my version of this marketing,long time back at http://ganga.wordpress.com/2005/07/15/marketing-concepts/
there you can find some intersting comments too..
take care
Gangadhar
Posted by ish on September 29, 2006 at 7:38 am
Lol that’s nice.
And after hearing you say you’re good in bed,the hot,guy/gal slaps you on the face…
That’s Customer Feedback
Posted by ruhi on September 29, 2006 at 9:56 am
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hi ruhi,
Most girls like to listen this type of wording.
if u don’t u r not a girl by any means.
I m pawan
interested…
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