Types of Marketing

2006 September 24
by Ruhi

I found this joke while reading some feeds:

 

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

Source: ComedyCentral

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13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2006 September 24

    Customer reaction for these markteing techniques would be interesting to see, especially direct marketing.

  2. 2006 September 24

    lol oh this is great. That’s really funny? Where abouts did you find that? Awesome!

  3. 2006 September 24

    Tismar,

    If the person in question is a girl (esp. Indian), the guy will most likely get a slap (the softest reaction). If the person in question is a guy (esp. Indian), he wont be able to believe his luck…lol :P :P

    Justin,

    I got it from comedy central :) Have a look at their website..they have awesome jokes :)

  4. 2006 September 24

    ruhi,

    You’re a she? I don’t think I ever called you a “he” did I? If I did, I apoligize…I’m sure I knew you were a she all along hehe :)

  5. 2006 September 24

    Justin,

    I thought you referred to me by a “he” in your blog :) Anyway, no problem! You have some awesome stuff in your blog. Thanks for the Simpsons link !! :) Where did you find that from?

  6. 2006 September 28

    Ruhi,
    first time here..nice blog..
    and you can see my version of this marketing,long time back at http://ganga.wordpress.com/2005/07/15/marketing-concepts/
    there you can find some intersting comments too..

    take care
    Gangadhar

  7. 2006 September 29

    Lol that’s nice.

    And after hearing you say you’re good in bed,the hot,guy/gal slaps you on the face…

    That’s Customer Feedback :D

  8. 2006 September 29

    :D I wish they used such practical examples in our Marketing class..we would have understood much more ;)

  9. 2008 July 17
    Pawan chundi permalink

    hi ruhi,
    Most girls like to listen this type of wording.

    if u don’t u r not a girl by any means.

    I m pawan
    interested…

  10. 2009 May 19

    Interesting article, i will come back to your blog soon, best regards

  11. 2009 May 22

    Your blog is very interresting for me, i will come back here..

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