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Types of Marketing

I found this joke while reading some feeds:

 

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/He’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

Source: ComedyCentral

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13 thoughts on “Types of Marketing

  1. Tismar,

    If the person in question is a girl (esp. Indian), the guy will most likely get a slap (the softest reaction). If the person in question is a guy (esp. Indian), he wont be able to believe his luck…lol πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    Justin,

    I got it from comedy central πŸ™‚ Have a look at their website..they have awesome jokes πŸ™‚

  2. Justin,

    I thought you referred to me by a “he” in your blog πŸ™‚ Anyway, no problem! You have some awesome stuff in your blog. Thanks for the Simpsons link !! πŸ™‚ Where did you find that from?

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  5. Pawan chundi says:

    hi ruhi,
    Most girls like to listen this type of wording.

    if u don’t u r not a girl by any means.

    I m pawan
    interested…

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