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Desi Jokes- contd

Here are some more desi jokes that I came across while surfing the net. Oh by the way, the number of jokes in the Sardarji category far surpassed those in any other category. There were 45 items under Sardarji jokes and only about 3-4 under Gujju/Mallu/Bong category 😐

Let’s continue with Sardar Jokes first-

1. The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
but he had a problem.

“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.

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I’m 2400 kms from home.

2. Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K
verification task.

Dear Sir,

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on
budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the “Y-to-K”date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,August, September, October, November, December.

As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of
this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?

We’ll await your direction.”

Very Sincerely
Banta Singh
Y2K Project Leader

Bengali Jokes: (Well I was born and brought in Calcutta and I swear that people really talk like this :P)

Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable….

Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij.

Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit.

Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?

Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.

Q : What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what
does a hurrying Calcuttan do?
A : The one with a lot of time takes some public
transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk.

Delhi Joke:

Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city
(Maha Nagri)?
A: Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.

Ghat jokes ( A little knowledge of Marathi might help )

Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?
A : Western Ghat.

Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by “fast food”?
A : Sabudana Khichdi.

Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni

Gujju Jokes:

-Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

-A Gujju Business house?
Kalabhai-Salabhai.

-Why did the Gujju go to Rome?
To listen to Pop(e) music

Mallu Jokes:

-What’s a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair

-An extraordinary malayalee ..
PHENO-MENON

-A smart and extraordinary malayalee ..
VIJI-MENON

-How do u identify a Mallu?
Zimply.

Also Read:

Sardarji’s Jokes

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8 thoughts on “Desi Jokes- contd

  1. Aww..my bad. I thought that I had posted the source too. Probably forgot. i meant that you can directly go to the home page of the source and browse. πŸ™‚

  2. @ish, I know! the sardarji jokes are my favorite usually..but the bong ones were too good this time πŸ™‚ hope you aren’t hinting at me. 😑

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