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Seven Words Most Often Used by Women

This was in a forwarded email. Should teach all you guys reading this post how to de-bug women.

FINE (my second most favorite word)
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

NOTHING (my personal favorite)
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in
“Fine”

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over “Nothing”

THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re
welcome.

WHATEVER
It’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU!

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