I have new respect for all those people who spent weeks churning out fan fiction stuff. If they are not *better* as the carpet book, then they are at least as *good*. I swear, if any of you who wrote a fanfic novel is reading this- I can tell you that you definitely can be the next JK Rowling!!!!
In fact you guys are better. You wrote good stuff in just a couple of weeks. She took 24 months to write this BS. Now I know how “busy” she must have been. Plus, you guys never shattered our hearts and never gave us false promises. You never told us that Snape is capable of sleeping outside girl’s dorms.
You never told us that Horcruxes can be made by “accident”.
You never introduced stupid names like “Albus Severus” and “Scorpius”.
You never reduced Ginny to a home-maker and a snogger.
You always made Harry fight and never let him win just because Voldy’s wand wouldn’t work. So sad!
You guys let us read your stuff for FREE. And here, we are paying $17.99+ to read this BS.
I could go on and on. I’ll calm down and edit this post again. Please feel free to abuse the carpet book in the comments section.