I got this piece from here. You HAVE to read it. This is the best thing I have read in the past couple of days.
The moment that Albus Severus and Scorpius met was a momentous one.
“You’re Harry Potter’s kid,” Scorpius said by means of introduction.
“Yeah, you got a problem with that?” Albus Severus tried to say casually.
“No, but your accent kind of sucks.”
“YOU BITCH!” Albus Severus seethed, turning his back on the treacherous (yet alarmingly cute) Malfoy.
“So… wanna be bestest friends and then eventually lovers once one or both of us realizes our blatant homosexuality?” Scorpius asked.
Albus Severus turned around and looked at him suspiciously. “I’m looking at you suspiciously, you know. But okay, sure.”
“Accio Scorpius!” Albus Severus shouted. He watched the entrance to the common room hopefully.
“Are you fucking retarded?” a voice behind him said, causing Albus Severus to jump in a comical manner. He realized that Scorpius had been sitting in the armchair behind him.
“I didn’t see you there,” Albus Severus said defensively.
“I keep telling you, stop trying to use Accio on people. You look like an asshat.”
“My dad does it!”
“Look at me,” Scorpius murmured softly, stroking Albus Severus’ perpetually messy black hair. Albus Severus complied, his brilliant green eyes meeting Scorpius’ cold gray ones.
“Say something prettily romantic and ridiculously badly written, Scorpius…” Albus Severus pleaded. Scorpius regarded him for a moment.
“Your kisses are better than firewhiskey,” he finally whispered. Albus Severus sighed contentedly and snuggled further into Scorpius’ arms.
All was well.
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