** There are lots of profanities in this post. Please read it at your own discretion**
Thank you SO much for hurting my intelligence.
Rowling, I WANT TO PUNISH YOU!
I NEED YOU TO WRITE USING MY SPECIAL QUILL—-
I MUST NOT TELL LIES!
UNTIL YOUR HAND START BLEEDING. please stop questioning our intelligence by writing such hogwash and then acting as if you have written the BIGGEST EPIC in the history of literature!!!!
You tell us in the interview that Grindelwald is dead and then you bring him back alive? AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BARBAGE??!!! never heard of this teacher. I DIDN”T even feel sympathetic when she died. ACCIO HAGRID! ACCIO ROWLING!!! So that I can KILL HER!
I’m sorry, this post looks awful, but believe me, it still can’t do justice to how rotten I FEEL AND HOW MUCH I WAS SWEARING WHEN SHE WAS READING THAT BOOK. I felt like picking her up from that throne and dropping her on the ground with such force that she would never be able to get up, LET ALONE WRITE ANOTHER HARRY POTTER BOOK. I thought that OoTP is the Worst, BUT SHE has surpassed herself! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY THE FUCK does she have that smug expression on her face as if she has written an epic? Those poor kids were sleepy and pissed off. Nobody even smiled or acted shocked. Only when he gave that funny expression did they realize that she is done reading. I would have screamed in the middle “I MUST NOT TELL LIES”.
I HATE YOU JK ROWLING! I REALLY DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All you guys who liked the book- Congratulations!!! GOD BLESS YOU! I’m not ready to read any shit she dishes out here. And all those of you who want to tell me to stop ranting –
Give me back all those years that I spent on her fucking books.
I was going to buy that wooden box from Amazon with all the hardbacks in it. You know? Just to keep a neat copy to pass it down my family tree. It would become an antique heirloom kind of thing. It sounds corny, but I mean it. I have no kids now. damn, not even married. Only 23. But I was really serious.
All the fan fiction writers are better than her.
WE CAN ACTUALLY DO A BETTER JOB!! WE ARE BETTER EDITORS. WE RECOGNIZE ALL THE LOOP HOLES AND THEY DON’T
THAT LEVINE AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD GO DRINK WATER FROM THEIR POTS!
Instead of going to a midnight party here, I’ll probably go to a pub and drink away my sorrows.